A paladin walks into a bar and spots a warlock sitting at the counter drinking a beer. The paladin walks up the the warlock and taps him on the shoulder and asks, "How about you conjure up some food for me?". The warlock replies, "You have the wrong person." The paladin taps on the walocks shoulder again then asks, "Well how about something to drink then?". "If I cant conjure food for you then what the hell makes you think I can conjer a drink?" the warlock replied. The paladin then taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, "Well I thought you could do something for someone other than yourself.". Annoyed with the paladin the warlock picked up his beer mug and smashed it over the paladins head. As the paladin laid bleeding on the floor the warlock leans over and says, " Oh im sorry i thought you could tank."